Sunday, August 7, 2011


I've moved here for the time being. Have fun with it! <3 oh, and I probably won't do more of this. but know that I love you and you should come over to my new blog and we can be besties!

Monday, August 1, 2011

Ignore All Vulgarity

Oh my jesus! What the CHOCOLATE COVERED MONKEYS? FUDGE FUDGER IN FUDGING HELL SHITAKE MUSHROOMS  um... so... I might have not posted anything on this for like two months, so in return I give you some beedogs! You're so very welcome. You guys know I love you, right? So... I will be back sometime in the next 2 days with a beautiful shimmering euphemism for you! lovely.

All my apologies (shit...zu),

P.S. If you have an instagram or an iphone with which you can retrieve instagram... add me? It's a photography app that I love... a lot. If you want to know, that was what I was doing most of the time I was neglecting to blog.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Film Camp

I love all you guys! Please, Please, Please keep commenting, rating, reaction-ing (???), and voting on my polls. I look forward to seeing anyone going to Mr. Doyle's film camp on monday (oh and meha, check your greenhill email if you haven't responded to him) and will blog as much as I can over the course of that week! ahh! Ok, so I haven't been doing much, really. I have to do this before midnight in order for it to be a thursday post. I'm sure a lot of you were all worried, right? right?...
Thanks so much for reading my blog, and we need to all get together and see Harry Potter! Tell me if you're interested! And not a creeper. Well these shout-outs are gonna be lame.

Thursday Shout Outs!
Meha (Because I won't forget you this time... DFTBA and by the way, I'm reading An Abundance of Katherines by John and it is soooo cute)
Rekha (thanks for watching the Bachelorette be a dimwit with me)
My Blogging Friends (Eric, Liam, Alexandria, Jordan, Meg, Dena, Meha, Rekha: keeping it real)
Mia (thanks for confusing my blog with Meg's. <3 haha)
Audrey (thanks for laughing at Dr. Who with me... sexii hahahahah)
Jordan (thanks for always being on Skype)

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Just Powdering My Nose...

1. Putting make-up on (blush, rouge etc.)
2. Using the toilet in its original intended purpose

OBG. Those of you who had the splendid Mr.P know what I'm talking about. I'm not sure what came first, "Powder Room" or "I have to go powder my nose" but I love it. To be fair though, in order to put on make-up you need a mirror, and that mirror is in the bathroom. But that's never the implication. The ever-dainty lady. Never does she have anything to do with excrement. I wonder how funny this would be coming out of a male mouth...

Man 1
(in country accent) I'm gonna get 'nother beer. You want a bottle?
Man 2
(" ") Nah, I just gotta powder my nose.

If one of you guys does this in front of me, I'll pay you a dollar.... I promise.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Correctional Facility

1. An institution used for the betterment of something.
2. Jail

Ah, the time-honored, dramatically introduced , tirelessly overused euphemism "Correctional Facility". This euphemism is commonly used by women who are too ashamed to admit that their offspring has committed a crime/felony, and don't want to face the heat. We all know what it means, but do we ever look into the cracked emotions behind  it? A juror, passively referring to the place of imprisonment as someplace where they can be stripped of their crime ridden ways.  A woman at a book club meeting, not caring to admit that someone they know is in the slammer. A biographical author, trying to better the life of a person once locked in a prison cell.  The bittersweet intentions of this euphemism have long been a low-ranking topic in any person's constantly stirring minds. We all know the meaning, but do we truly understand it? Correctional Facility. Correction. Does it seem like correction to you when a man is sentenced to death? I think not.

P.S. This has nothing to do with my opinions on the death sentence. I merely wish to point out the falsity of this euphemism. I try never to reveal opinions on this blog unless I have a very definite opinion. Thanks, guys!

Poll Results!
1 HP7 Part 2-- 50%
2 Hangover 2-- 37%
3 Thor-- 12%
4 Other-- 0%
Conclusion: We should all get together and see HP7! who's in?

Friday, May 27, 2011


1. To acquire a royal throne; to sit on said throne
2. Hanging out in the bathroom stall a little longer than is necessary (and often with a handheld communication device) simply because you've finally found a little peace and quiet.

Okay girls, this one's for you. You know when you're kind of bored of talking to someone (or thing) and you go to the bathroom, and then you start texting, and eventually you end up playing a game on your phone or in a deep conversation? Yeah, yeah I know you do it too. Don't even try to pull that with me. Oh yeah and guys, this is why we take so long half the time. Don't worry though, some times we legitimately need to go. Ha. Anyways, now you know how to say it. It's actually a pretty useful accusation, so use it as much as you want... you're welcome. And I know you love the adorable picture, right? I feel weird getting pictures like this off the internet, but what the hell, you know? Happy Friday! (make sure to be underage and drive magical anti-wind convertibles, and congregate in random parking lots with a bunch of 13 year olds). Love ya, faithful dinosaurs!

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Something to do on Thursdays! (you're welcome)

Okay. It's Thursday, which means the euphemisms shall be put on hold. I will now attempt to concoct for you something worth while to read, now that school is out and you need something to do. From now on, every Thursday shall be dubbed the day in which you can force upon me any wonderful request for me you have, along with me abandoning my usual euphemisms and taking to a more traditional blog form. Life blogs. Blogs where I whine and complain about how I'm really depressed and my life sucks and how I hate people (not naming names) and how I'm in middle school. No.

Since we got out of school today, I want to talk about how great summer is. But that would be boring, so scrub that last sentence and let me start over. Today was eventful. Apart from me being sad about all my wonderful classmates that are leaving Greenhill (Ben, Ashley, Harrison: We <3 you guys on this blog! come anytime!), my friends are all concerned with some issues that are not to be mentioned. I'm going to a beautiful burn tonight, where I will proceed to burn various homeworks I do not wish to be associated with any longer. How did your guys' last day go? Leave a comment!

Thursday Shout-Outs!: 
Ben, Ashley, Harrison (BYE!!! I'm getting tears...)
Rekha (hold on in there girl, thanks for playing Jenga with me <3)
Eric (thanks for being my cash buddy! I couldn't bear to stop playing)
Mrs. Romanovsky (thanks for talking to us while playing Jenga!)
Anurag (Thanks for Inception, it made the day worth while!)
Everyone I didn't say goodbye to: <3 you! H.A.G.S and DFTBA!